103 Things YOU can not do with these nails

1. pick your nose
2. type a 500 page paper after procrastinating
3. pick up dropped coins
4. text 40 wpm
5. put a key in a key hole
6. braid the hair of Willow Smith into tiny box braids
7. tickle a baby
8. hold a baby’s hand
9. wave good-bye to a baby without making it cry
10. wash your hands really quick
11. brush your teeth in a hurry
12. scratch under your arm without worry
13. raise your hands in church without distracting the entire congregation including the pastor
14. pick up one sheet of  loose-left paper
15. pick up your metro card that fell on the floor of the bus while it was moving
16. peel a banana neatly
17. play a piano
18. hold drum sticks correctly
19. pick flowers
20. clap your hands normally
21. write with a fat pencil
22. button your shirt
23. tie a shoe lace
24. teach a child how to tie a shoe lace
25. unbraid many box braids
26. convince someone that you are not ghetto
27. go to  St. Jean Baptiste High School
28. Paint
29. shake hands with an Indonesian Communications Minister
30. Take a bath
31. clean yourself
32. win the heart of a minister
33. teach fifth graders
34. be a role model to fifth graders
35. cut an apple
36. dice an apple
37. hold the train door open for your slow friend who is running up the stairs
38. ride a bike
39. read braille
40. put a hearing aid in your ear
41. help Jesus drag the cross
42. peel an orange
43. carry a watermelon in your hands out of the supermarket to your car
44. play the guitar
45. put keys into your car ignition
46. take cold out of your eyes
47. play basketball against middle school children and win
48. take a fallen straw out of a soda bottle
49. pick up crumbs
50. sew a dress
51. sew a button back onto a jacket
52. pick up lent off a white rug
53. tell people to stop looking at you
54. tell people to stop looking at your hands
55. tell people to stop staring at you
56. play a tambourine
57. playfully smack your friend on the back
58. hold the pole on a crowed train and expect someone not to touch a nail
59. pick up a new-born baby really fast
60. put a winter hat on a new-born baby
61. hold your boyfriend hand without him getting irritated
62. drop your body on your bed without any worries
63. convince someone that you won’t use your nails as a weapon
64. thread a needle
65. put a curtain on a rod
66. neatly fold washed clothes in10 minuets
67. hurriedly look for your size on the clothing  rack at Macy’s
68. catch an escaped chicken
69. playfully run after a child and catch the child
70. hide your nails from those who make you feel ashamed
71. carry around a boom-box
72. take fingerprints and not annoy the person who is fingerprinting you
73. do push ups without nails getting in the way
74. eat without worrying if your nails are clean afterward
75. clean the elderly
76. work in a hospital
77. work in a clinic
78. be a waitress
79. steer a boat
80. take a quick picture of a shooting star
81. go through one day without thinking about your nails once
82. be a computer technician
83. juggle without poking a bystander in the eye
84. play the flute
85. buckle your shoes
86. unbuckle your shoes
87. buckle your watch
88. unbuckle your watch
89. pick up a Michael Jackson disk that fell on concrete
90. be taken seriously
91. knit a sweater
92. sit on your hands which are cold from the outside
93. make a snowball
94. throw a snowball properly
95. build a sand castle
96. help a fireman water down your house that is on fire
97. unreel film
98. reel film in the darkroom
99. hang film in the dryer
100. be a housewife
101. put on thin nylon stockings without creating a run
102. Take an eye lash out of your eye
103. wear closed gloves