As I was leaving church tonight, I spotted Sam walking his dog:

Wow, you are getting more fashionable!

What?

That bag, it’s….

Oh, it’s for my dog! Really, it’s my girlfriend’s dog. Name’s Gucci. It’s 3 years old and 21 years in dog years.

With a name like Gucci and a better purse than me, I wish the dog could talk.

Not to rain on Gucci’s parade but note Sam’s pom-pom hat. I hate when I see men wearing baseball caps in winter but not to many would wear a regular black hat to be warm. Thank God these hat’s are on the market…And to top off this story, his hat says Giants and they won tonight.