You see, I never go anywhere without my make-up. That is what she said to me when I came to pick her up. No, Dude see, I always have to wait for her. She is never ready. She should start getting ready as soon as she comes from work but she lolly-gags and takes her sweet time.

So what really happen? Tell me the full story.

Okay, so you know we’ve been dating for 5 months now and every month on the 15 we would go out. That is when we officially meet. You know, another girl thing.

Yeah, my girl does the same thing man! It’s like they are trying to make you remember when you first asked them out.

Yeah! So anyways, you know the first time we went out I didn’t have to wait that long. She was ready and we had a wonderful time. But that was the only time she was ready. She is making it a habit. This not being ready stuff. And it takes away from the time we have to spend together.

You talk to her about it?

Yeah, all the time. And she doesn’t get the point!  She’s like, well, I have to take a bath and yaadaa yaadaa…and I’m like it takes you two hours to do all of that?! Oh and lets not forget the makeup! I always need my eye shadow! She must go everywhere with that on.

Man, my girl is the same. I spend a lot of time waiting for her. I think she does hers on purpose.

Me too! It’s like they believe in the word Wait. Like they live their lives according to the word!

I am not going to get into that. She got me waiting for much more.

Dude, same here.

So, what you gonna do then, about this waiting thing?

Just continue waiting. For real. I may seem upset but in the long run, after it’s all said and done, I am really happy. I wait a while for her to get ready and then she comes downstairs and looks so beautiful. And when we argue about how much I have to wait, she says, what, you don’t appreciate what I took the time out to do for you? And I love her even more.

I feel you bro.

So, the more she have me waiting, the more I love her.

Just don’t tell her that!

Of course not. Not good for us dudes!